1 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:09,195 Slow slow, it's on the right... the blue house... stop here 2 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:12,833 He)' Bilqees! 3 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:14,270 Yes Rukmani? 4 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:17,736 Is this a car or ajar? 5 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,003 They've come stuffed like pickles, to arrange the marriage. 6 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:23,280 Slalekum! 7 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:25,346 Slalekum! 8 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:26,810 Hope you didn't lose your way Sir. 9 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,744 00:03:47,362 How are you? 19 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:48,535 Please come... 20 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,708 We can get a lift put in two days... 21 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,570 ...but climbing stairs pervents a heart attack 22 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:58,910 - Yes, but you lose your breath... - Please come... 23 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:00,610 Golden! 24 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:01,816 - Manners! - Please come! 25 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:02,612 00:05:11,614 She even got admission in an American college. 43 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,556 Poor girl didn't get a scholarship... 44 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,350 ...or she would be studying there right now. 45 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,296 Along with the job, she's doing her B. Com as well. 46 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:19,488 As soon as she finishes her third year... 47 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,163 00:06:15,112 ...how do I answer to that... 70 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:17,279 ...if his pronunciation of blue film is so wrong! 71 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:21,318 And for Education qualification, he wrote degree from llM. 72 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:22,491 IIM means? 73 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,355 Indian Institute of Management... 74 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,797 International Institute of Mahbubnagar. 75 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:32,864 00:06:52,052 Gulrez, Pooja... don't misbehave. 84 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,856 Come on, let's go! Come on Montu! 85 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:57,688 Who will wed such a bratty, dark-skinned... 86 00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,826 ...uncouth, ugly-looking girl? 87 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:00,759 Bye Montu… 88 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:01,397 Bye 89 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:03,525 Sister, our Gullu is just joking... 90 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,529 00:08:24,777 Slalekum... 107 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,318 ...slalekum... 108 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,515 Oh, still in bad mood... 109 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:33,614 Tea not sweet? 110 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,331 Gullu, it's quarter past eight, come for breakfast. 111 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,002 Booji... come on, we're getting late... 112 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,136 I've been waiting so long... 113 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,145 00:09:29,045 ...we will buy a big bungalow and settle down in Jubilee Hills. 124 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:33,139 There will be no Rukmani aunty or Bilqees aunty to trouble us there. 125 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:35,311 Are you listening? 126 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:37,550 Books? 127 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,519 Radha-Raja Reddy case result will be declared today, right? 128 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:43,987 00:10:02,946 mexpensive pure-ghee gulab jamuns. 136 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:04,846 With the dowry that I can give... 137 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:07,074 ...we will only find these bad-English types. 138 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,386 How do I get an Oxford dictionary product for fifteen lakhs? 139 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:14,014 Then why did you send me to a private English medium... 140 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:15,317 00:10:32,702 In our country you can't buy a house without paying black money... 148 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,511 ...and you can't get married without dowry. 149 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,869 God knows how many baby girls are killed everyday... 150 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,004 ...by their own parents. 151 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,717 You too should have given me rat poison, with gulabjamun. 152 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,883 00:11:28,589 ...you can postpone my boss's court date if you want. 168 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,993 You will profit in exchange. 169 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,364 I don't want your profit. 170 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,094 Sir, cash or kind, your choice. 171 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:36,773 You can take the whole family on a vacation to America. 172 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,908 Recently Mr. Mudgil took his family there... 173 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,009 I said no! Now get out of here! 174 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:43,479 You moron! 175 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,572 The date will get changed anyhow. 176 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,915 Mr. Qadir... why so stressed? 177 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,586 They are openly spreading corruption! 178 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:53,213 Forget about him. Want to bet on the Raja Radha Reddy case? 179 00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:56,721 It's a bet! Raja Reddy will get six years in jail. 180 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,494 What are you saying Mr. Qadir? 181 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,924 Raja Reddy supplies milk to the whole state... 182 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,258 ...he's the 'Milk King'... 183 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,991 Nobody is king when it comes to 498a. 184 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:09,366 Radha Reddy has filed a case of dowry harassment under section 498a. 185 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,275 There is no bail in 498a, and if the husband is found guilty... 186 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:13,173 00:12:50,707 Like you just saw... 201 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:54,116 You are wasting your time as a clerk Abdul Qadir... 202 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,775 ...you should become an advocate. 203 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,385 You know the law better than these LLB lawyers... 204 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,023 Once again I will have to treat you to biryani. 205 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,158 Once again a winner! 206 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,688 00:13:40,460 Why should I wear gent's shoes? 215 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,360 I don't like anything. I'm leaving. 216 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,225 Ok no problem Ma'am. 217 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,669 You're welcome. Do come again. 218 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,172 I'm leaving this damn job now! 219 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,737 But you love shoes... 220 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,615 I love shoes, but not stupid customers like that lady. 221 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,009 Relax! 222 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,321 Look, your coffee-shop guy. 223 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:11,826 He's so handsome! 224 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:14,627 Whats the use? 225 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,423 We've been saying 'so handsome, so handsome' since a month. 226 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,995 He doesn't even look here. 227 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:25,074 We don't exist for cool dudes like him, poor sales girls like us. 228 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,474 00:15:17,553 - American accent? - Yeah... 237 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,527 I've been watching you for a month. 238 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:30,133 And I've been waiting for you to have the courage to enter the shop. 239 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,634 I'm somewhat of a wimp. 240 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,947 So...your mom's size? 241 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:42,076 Yes, yes... 242 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:48,350 Huh! 243 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:51,984 00:16:13,848 Kalamazoo. 252 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,913 Oh Kalamazoo 253 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,455 Kalamazoo is in the state of Michigan... 254 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,852 Michigan's capital is Lansing. 255 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:26,053 Kalamazoo is in the state of Michigan, Michigan's capital... 256 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,821 Michigan, the capital of Lansing. 257 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,967 Lake Ontario to the west. East, Lake Erie. 258 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,564 00:16:55,184 You will become a famous star-shoe designer. 267 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:59,693 I will do your marketing... designer brand... Gullu, what say? 268 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,524 Soft, sublime, The scent is your's- 269 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:03,155 Let's go? 270 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,257 I am blooming. 271 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,271 Soft, sublime, The scent is your's- 272 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,038 00:18:11,430 Poetic, poetic, I've turned poetic... 282 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,668 The moon tricks me and walks away, 283 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,971 It appears to me in the day. 284 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:26,244 It picks new dreams for me... 285 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:31,154 It pulls me by the arm, The wind blows me away, 286 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,485 It finds new ways for me. 287 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:39,990 Poetic, poetic, I've turned poetic... 288 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:51,269 You're an old habit, You're brand new trouble. 289 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,876 Make me believe, Are you for real or not? 290 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,939 Oh my, my tongue is slipping- 291 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,583 I have turned poetic! 292 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:13,964 I'm humming, I've turned romantic... 293 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:18,297 I have turned poetic! 294 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:24,969 Enough! 295 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,342 00:19:48,658 Who's stopping you? 305 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:51,365 All relationships are like that in America... 306 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,001 ...you do what you like, I'll do what I like. 307 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,132 I really love you! 308 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,702 Remember this my friend...today I will eat only vegetarian with you. 309 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:03,639 Golden... 310 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,481 00:20:44,247 Pooja's husband is an IAS, that's his rate. 320 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:46,886 Golden! 321 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,523 _Amju ~ Hi! 322 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:52,991 The next presentation... 323 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,233 Bride's aunt will gift a gold set. 324 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:57,999 Give her a big hand! 325 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,525 Please 326 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:06,936 00:21:56,117 Okay! 342 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,839 We rejecting boys speaking English very badly... 343 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,169 For Gullu, only good English speaking. 344 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:19,144 Amju-Gullu... Perfect coupling. 345 00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:25,516 You needn't worry about dowry, we don't want anything. 346 00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:28,582 The love with which Amju has come, 347 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,960 00:22:52,038 So... what help can I offer you? 356 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,319 College tuition, travel expenses, living and food expenses... 357 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,985 ...not for him alone... for the bride as well. 358 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:02,726 After marriage, we won't force your daughter to stay with us. 359 00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:05,058 She will also go with Amju. 360 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:08,657 00:23:44,356 You never said anything about this Amju? 371 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,670 Have you spoken to Gulrez before this? 372 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,367 Yes... he's spoken to me, held my hand... 373 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,298 Said I love you a hundred times. 374 00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:55,535 0k... but the match is being made with our permission. 375 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:56,838 It is arranged. 376 00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,040 00:24:18,997 ...going to do your MBA... 385 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,129 So? 386 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:24,635 Doctors, engineers, IAS, IPS, all ask for help. 387 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,739 What's wrong with MBA? 388 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:30,070 Amju, I'm an ordinary sales-girl, where will I get eighty lakhs from? 389 00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:33,650 But your father works at the court...high court! 390 00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:36,519 00:25:29,638 ...now you're misbehaving with us in fluent English! 406 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:31,997 I'm Sorry... 407 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,175 -Amju! - Gold 408 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:37,076 My Child! 409 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,174 What kind of misbehaviour is this? 410 00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:40,642 You won't get anything here... 411 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:44,945 ...no burger, no hot-dog, no cold-drink, no help... Nothing. 412 00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:46,019 Get out of here... 413 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:47,689 - Get out...out! - She's gone crazy! 414 00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:48,724 Gullu calm down... 415 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,950 Leave! Just leave! 416 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:51,491 I love you Gullu. 417 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,585 I hate you Amjad. 418 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,896 Gullu, I want to go to Kalamazoo with you... 419 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:57,660 ...climb the Statue of Liberty with you... 420 00:25:57,956 --> 00:26:00,459 Go hang yourself... bloody vegetarian! 421 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,600 - Gullu! Gullu! - Let's go! 422 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:06,134 Mr. Abdul Qadir! This is not right! 423 00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:08,138 Your daughter has made a very big mistake! A very big mistake! 424 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,544 Get lost... or I'll beat you to a pulp. 425 00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:16,148 You want help? Here, take help...take help... 426 00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:13,407 00:27:58,515 They cook the most delicious biryani... Amazing! 434 00:27:59,377 --> 00:28:01,015 Try this piece, it's very tasty... 435 00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,216 No, no... I'm done. 436 00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:03,485 With the baghaare baingan... 437 00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:04,590 Ok fine. 438 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:10,127 Only after giving anaesthesia of my favourite food... 439 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:13,225 ...from my favourite restaurant, will you perform surgery... 440 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:17,164 Out with it...what's up? 441 00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:22,108 Booji, I don't want to get married at all... 442 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:26,914 ...whether it's a bilu flim cheapster or an American accent MBA. 443 00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:30,182 Nobody values companionship, friendship, love, affection... 444 00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:32,477 ...they're all just parasites. 445 00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,483 All boys are not alike Gullu. 446 00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:38,961 00:29:17,832 It's a law, not nail-polish! 455 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:19,969 We'll use the law. 456 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:25,804 First, we will change our name and appearance... 457 00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:29,673 ...and post my photo and bio-data on a matrimonial site. 458 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,346 Boys will line up to marry me. 459 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,712 We will interview them... 460 00:29:35,006 --> 00:29:40,718 00:30:20,224 Boogie! 475 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,228 Hey ldrees, clean table number seven 476 00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:30,032 - Slalekum! - Walekum 477 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,367 My tea today! 478 00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:38,472 You're up very early. 479 00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:40,340 I was planning all night. 480 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,886 We will change our name, dress, appearance and look for our target. 481 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:50,049 00:31:23,019 Where did you learn all this from? 496 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:24,225 The internet has everything... 497 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:26,295 ...from child delivery to bomb making, all recipes. 498 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:29,695 Anyway... One minute... Bhopal, Ahmedabad, Delhi, Lucknow. 499 00:31:29,754 --> 00:31:31,233 - Where do you want to go? - Jail! 500 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,602 Tell me Booji, I have to book the tickets. 501 00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:37,362 Booji! 502 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,508 The whole world asks for dowry! 503 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:44,339 If I con some money out of a greedy dowry monger, what's the big deal? 504 00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:49,683 In India, one woman is killed for dowry every hour! 505 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,520 I swear by Google... see for yourself. 506 00:31:56,481 --> 00:32:00,054 Booji, we've been insulted a lot. 507 00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:01,858 00:32:29,653 He will make me watch them as well. 518 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:31,024 Gullu don't be stubbborn... 519 00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,686 Who knows, he will make a blue film of me! 520 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:33,895 00:33:01,054 I'm fine, I'm fine. 531 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:03,450 Let it be...come let's go. 532 00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:05,359 I should call Mohan Rao. 533 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:06,427 - Let it be now... - Should we call an ambulance? 534 00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:07,996 No, thank you so much. Thank you. 535 00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:11,160 Sir please listen to me. 536 00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:15,470 00:35:17,986 My beard itches... more so when I'm nervous! 560 00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:21,156 Then scratch stylishly... like this! 561 00:35:27,258 --> 00:35:28,134 Good morning, Sir. 562 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:30,666 - Daddy, what are you doing? - I'm sorry! 563 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:33,871 I'm sorry! 564 00:35:36,501 --> 00:35:37,571 Sir, my payment? 565 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:41,814 One... 566 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:43,845 - Two... - Excuse me? 567 00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:46,048 00:36:46,003 One king size suite please 579 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,479 - Suite - Sure... your names please. 580 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,018 Abdul Qad... 581 00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,047 Habibullah, Sania Habibullah. 582 00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:56,747 Shahriyar Habibullah. 583 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,326 Ma'am your Photo ld's please 584 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,835 - Done? - Yes Ma'am. Thank you 585 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:09,165 Thank you so much 586 00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,839 00:38:16,530 Yes 596 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,472 Thank you Ma'am. Have a nice day! 597 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,506 Get up, why are you sitting? 598 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:29,482 I'm practising to be Habibullah. 599 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,783 Done... come now, there is a lot to do... 600 00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:48,061 Here, your phone is ready. 601 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,197 - Should I call Ismail Qureshi? - Yes, Ismail Qureshi! 602 00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:01,443 00:39:23,972 Are you Ismail Qureshi? 610 00:39:24,829 --> 00:39:27,901 You had put your bio-data on the matrimonial website. 611 00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:30,673 Yes, I want to fix the time of appointment. 612 00:39:31,268 --> 00:39:34,909 Please come at ten... 613 00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:38,180 ...no, no, not at night, ten in the morning. 614 00:39:39,176 --> 00:39:40,154 Yes, God Hafiz. 615 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:43,925 00:40:03,875 I've called to give you your time slot... 625 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:07,144 ...four thirty at the Jahanpanah 'soot' 626 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:09,951 - ...no don't wear a suit. - Suite Booji, suite. 627 00:40:10,007 --> 00:40:11,315 Please come to the Jahanpanah suite. 628 00:40:11,642 --> 00:40:14,088 If you're busy, we're busier! 629 00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:16,947 We can't wait a week for you. 630 00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:19,884 00:40:39,982 00:41:08,808 Ok, next... 644 00:41:10,734 --> 00:41:11,644 All done. 645 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:14,949 The entire day has gone into making calls. 646 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:17,747 I'm terribly hungry. Where's the menu? 647 00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:22,050 Dal, 250 rupees! Curry, 500 rupees! 648 00:41:23,447 --> 00:41:24,824 Chapatti, 75 rupees! 649 00:41:26,016 --> 00:41:27,757 Is their barbecue studded with diamonds? 650 00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:30,959 00:42:02,055 Half an hour is up, Tariq bhai... 658 00:42:02,152 --> 00:42:04,189 Wait! Wait! Everyone will get a table... 659 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:08,258 Ok, next number...Julie! 660 00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:10,973 - Julie! - Yes, we here...we here! 661 00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:13,371 - Come, come, come... you hungry? - Yes. 662 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:16,070 Tariq! I am waiting for an hour... 663 00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:18,069 ...but you are giving entry to the "white" dames. 664 00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:20,815 Mr. Chaudhary, they will eat fast, feel good... 665 00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,509 ...and then burp praises of Haidari Kabab on Facebook... 666 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:24,143 - ...the whole world will listen... - Okay, okay. 667 00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:25,082 Hang on for a few minutes... 668 00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:26,848 ...till then wash down a seekh with cold-drinks... 669 00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:27,581 Ok, ok...hurry up 670 00:42:27,678 --> 00:42:29,055 00:42:46,773 Oh ho...Germany... Germany football... 679 00:42:47,097 --> 00:42:49,168 So delicious... so delicious... like Haidari Kabab... 680 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:51,344 My friend is from England. 681 00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:54,039 Oh...England Queen... Queen also very delicious... 682 00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,178 - Ok madams, here is your table - Yes... Thank you 683 00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:01,917 Okay. So, what's the special? 684 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:03,181 00:43:20,436 I'll just get it brother 694 00:43:20,798 --> 00:43:24,746 Ok...what about Julab Gamun? 695 00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:29,140 Julab Gamun! Oh my... Gulab Jamuno... 696 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,586 - Hey Maxeen, -Yes Tam bhai... 697 00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:33,018 2 gulab jamuns as well. 698 00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:34,647 Right away, with sugar syrup 699 00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:38,226 00:43:57,035 Special feerni here... 709 00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:00,045 You haven't paid, have you? 710 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,712 Hey Mateen, have you taken their payment? 711 00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:03,782 Yes I have... 712 00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:06,018 Dimwit, can't you see who they are? 713 00:44:06,276 --> 00:44:07,949 Are you trying to insult us by taking money from them? 714 00:44:09,046 --> 00:44:09,854 Go get the money back... 715 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,653 00:44:32,974 We ate, we decide. 724 00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:35,677 Sania... he is saying so lovingly, so we should relent. 725 00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:37,975 Love?! This is hooliganism! 726 00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:40,882 Is your daughter so uptight about everything? 727 00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:44,285 Excuse me! I am not uptight! 728 00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:49,490 Here's the money... including tip... 729 00:44:49,753 --> 00:44:51,699 00:45:12,852 It was a joke madam. You're a very serious number. 739 00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:14,820 Was the curry too spicy? 740 00:45:14,978 --> 00:45:16,821 - Mateena, get madam a cold drink. - Right away! 741 00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:18,359 Don't create a scene Sania... 742 00:45:18,615 --> 00:45:20,288 We can't let him insult us like this. 743 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,425 Swear on kabab... no insulting madam... 744 00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:23,521 00:46:32,728 - How are you? - How are you sir? 769 00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:33,358 All good 770 00:46:33,490 --> 00:46:35,663 Which room is Sania Habibullah staying in? 771 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,295 Jahapanah suite... 772 00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:38,633 Oh! Suite! 773 00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:41,175 Ateeq, Mateen... 774 00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:43,208 - Yes, Taru Bhai - Come on, pick up the artillery 775 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:44,305 Come! 776 00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:54,183 00:47:25,552 Ok nineteen lakhs... but not a penny less. 786 00:47:26,443 --> 00:47:27,421 Colonel Abbas... 787 00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:29,288 Major Abbas... 788 00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:30,720 Madam... 789 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:32,552 Thank you very much! 790 00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:35,160 So the marriage is fixed! 791 00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,724 We have 300 grocery stores in Dubai. 500 taxis. 792 00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:41,928 5000 employees work under us. 793 00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:45,829 00:48:00,152 Out. Get out from here 801 00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:01,316 I said out 802 00:48:04,314 --> 00:48:05,588 What are you doing... you're over-acting. 803 00:48:05,649 --> 00:48:06,821 What over-acting... 804 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:11,290 Father is a Colonel, son's a Major! My heart was pounding with fear. 805 00:48:11,788 --> 00:48:13,028 How did a Colonel get here? 806 00:48:13,323 --> 00:48:16,304 I had made sure no IPS or IAS officer... 807 00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:17,929 ...no police, no army man comes in... 808 00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,235 I had checked... 809 00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:23,001 But you did well...very well. What authority! 810 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,040 - Was it good? - Yes... 811 00:48:25,302 --> 00:48:27,441 Let's call the next one then? 812 00:48:27,804 --> 00:48:29,340 Wait, let me just check the camera... 813 00:48:31,108 --> 00:48:34,055 I'm really enjoying being a millionaire... 814 00:48:35,646 --> 00:48:37,489 00:48:59,345 You cannot come in. Your appointment was cancelled. 823 00:48:59,436 --> 00:48:59,846 Out. 824 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,746 I haven't come for the appointment Madam. 825 00:49:01,805 --> 00:49:02,408 So then? 826 00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:06,520 For you, with my own hands. 827 00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:10,316 Excuse me... We don't want to talk to you about anything. 828 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:11,786 Have you forgotten yesterday's defeat? 829 00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:17,891 You gate crasher, I'll send you to jail. 830 00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:19,660 Uncle... 831 00:49:22,759 --> 00:49:26,639 Hello reception... Yes there is a man...here... 832 00:49:53,423 --> 00:49:56,199 My great-great-grand-father used to say... 833 00:49:57,627 --> 00:49:59,732 ...don't ever break the customer's heart... 834 00:50:01,698 --> 00:50:04,542 To mend hearts... here are kababs made from his recipe. 835 00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:09,514 00:50:58,227 - Shahi tukda - Thank you! 845 00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:00,367 Hmmmmyummm... 846 00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:03,328 By Allah's grace we have everything Mr. Habibullah. 847 00:51:04,127 --> 00:51:06,129 But we have to consider our traditions, customs... 848 00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:08,533 ...community, society... 849 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,643 Mr. Haidari... speak openly. 850 00:51:11,001 --> 00:51:12,674 - Sania noting! - Yes noting! 851 00:51:12,836 --> 00:51:13,576 Noting! 852 00:51:19,276 --> 00:51:20,687 Will you please put the tiffin-box down... 853 00:51:20,744 --> 00:51:22,155 ...aunty's face is getting blocked. 854 00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:28,723 - Anything else? - No... thank you so much! 855 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:33,064 What can I say Mr. Habibullah, I'm sure you understand. 856 00:51:33,690 --> 00:51:35,192 Fridge double door... 857 00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:37,497 ...washing machine front loading, 858 00:51:38,195 --> 00:51:39,731 00:52:07,863 Um... forty two lakhs. 868 00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:09,333 Only forty two lakhs? 869 00:52:09,526 --> 00:52:11,472 Round figure, make it forty. 870 00:52:22,038 --> 00:52:24,348 Three lakhs, forty thousand dirhams... 871 00:52:25,442 --> 00:52:27,752 ...you can convert it and get whatever you want. 872 00:52:27,944 --> 00:52:31,187 By today's conversion rate, its approximately forty lakhs. 873 00:52:31,281 --> 00:52:32,351 00:52:54,047 Two days? 882 00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:58,682 My heart is eighty percent blocked... it can fail anytime. 883 00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:01,186 I want to settle my daughter at the earliest. 884 00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:05,619 Invitation cards, fancy clothes, relatives... all waste of money. 885 00:53:05,982 --> 00:53:06,983 Waste is a sin... 886 00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:09,464 It will be a simple wedding, right here in this room... 887 00:53:09,553 --> 00:53:10,793 ...bride, groom, you and I. 888 00:53:11,721 --> 00:53:13,530 The bride and groom will solemnize the wedding themselves... 889 00:53:14,057 --> 00:53:17,300 ...according to Islam, there's no need for a priest... 890 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:18,631 ...only two witnesses are needed. 891 00:53:19,262 --> 00:53:22,334 If you accept my conditions, then it's a deal. If not, you can leave. 892 00:53:22,732 --> 00:53:23,802 00:53:42,655 Meaning? 902 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:44,095 I need three days... with your daughter. 903 00:53:44,287 --> 00:53:45,163 Are you crazy? 904 00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:48,165 - What are you saying? - Have you lost your mind? 905 00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:49,870 One minute please. 906 00:53:50,193 --> 00:53:53,037 We can all see Sania Habibullah is very beautiful. 907 00:53:53,763 --> 00:53:56,403 00:54:21,031 Do you agree? 915 00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:22,798 Do not agree! 916 00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:24,528 We're giving forty lakhs in dowry... 917 00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:26,330 ...that's all you need to know about me. 918 00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:29,074 If you want to marry me, you will have to accept my conditions too. 919 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:30,177 No way. 920 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,641 As per our customs, boys and girls... 921 00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:33,476 ...don't roam around openly before marriage. 922 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:35,946 Then let's meet behind closed doors... 923 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:38,282 - How dare you Tariq Haidar? - Joke madam, joke! 924 00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:40,648 In any case, day after is Holi. 925 00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:43,020 On Holi everyone plays holi here, nobody gets married. 926 00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:45,587 Day after that is Saturday, very busy day. 927 00:54:46,149 --> 00:54:47,492 00:55:11,175 Come on papa-mummy. Let's go. 936 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,817 Listen Tariq, you're making a big mistake. 937 00:55:13,910 --> 00:55:16,288 - We'll talk in the car. - Why don't you explain to him... 938 00:55:16,413 --> 00:55:18,723 He's always stubborn... never listens to others... 939 00:55:18,815 --> 00:55:19,793 Yes please leave... 940 00:55:19,949 --> 00:55:22,429 ...far better boys than your son are lined up outside. 941 00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:25,465 00:55:48,188 ...the financial status of the candidates... 950 00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:49,483 ...before choosing the prey. 951 00:55:49,713 --> 00:55:52,455 How do we know who's lying, can't trust anyone... 952 00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:56,360 Wait, wait... 953 00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,022 Tariq Haidar's house. 954 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:00,596 What an amazing mansion 955 00:56:01,091 --> 00:56:01,967 It is... 956 00:56:04,394 --> 00:56:05,498 00:56:26,658 ...but I will have to roam around Lucknow for three days... 965 00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:27,990 ...with that kababster Tariq! 966 00:56:28,284 --> 00:56:29,820 And what if he says no after three days? 967 00:56:29,986 --> 00:56:34,162 We won't let him... I'll play negative, you play positive. 968 00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:35,027 Meaning? 969 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:38,004 Meaning... I will bad mouth everything he does... 970 00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:39,569 00:57:01,922 When will he marry? 979 00:57:02,285 --> 00:57:04,287 I will marry the one who loves me at least a little bit... 980 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:05,764 ...if not a whole lot. 981 00:57:05,989 --> 00:57:07,525 No chance of you finding someone who will love you. 982 00:57:07,757 --> 00:57:09,828 Wherever you go, you put these conditions. 983 00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:13,168 Or tell us where we can find you a fairy queen... 984 00:57:13,396 --> 00:57:15,034 ...we'll go and get her... 985 00:57:22,972 --> 00:57:25,145 So Taru, did she accept your condition? 986 00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:27,914 She will accept Mr. Chaudhary, she will. 987 00:57:27,977 --> 00:57:29,684 Did she call? 988 00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:30,983 She will Nanhe miyan... 989 00:57:31,247 --> 00:57:32,988 If she doesn't call, what will you do Taru bhai? 990 00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:34,791 Then where will you get a moon-like bride for yourself? 991 00:57:51,534 --> 00:57:52,842 00:58:16,796 In my arms I'll make her sleep, 1002 00:58:16,893 --> 00:58:17,928 I'll pamper her, 1003 00:58:17,961 --> 00:58:19,668 I'll feed her all my life, 1004 00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:24,468 The heart has laid out a buffet, 1005 00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:30,851 The heart has laid out a buffet, it's the feast of love. 1006 00:58:35,979 --> 00:58:38,050 If you accept the invitation, please do come my love. 1007 00:58:38,147 --> 00:58:40,058 00:59:52,161 If you come, my bland party will turn delicious. 1016 00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:56,837 If your party is bland, why should I come? 1017 00:59:57,026 --> 00:59:58,437 If you tell me to... 1018 00:59:58,528 --> 01:00:02,271 I will fire all the dishes with the warmth of my heart... 1019 01:00:03,366 --> 01:00:05,642 The heart has laid out a buffet, 1020 01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:12,384 The heart has laid out a buffet, it is the feast of love. 1021 01:00:17,347 --> 01:00:19,486 If you accept the invitation, please do come my love. 1022 01:00:19,582 --> 01:00:21,755 It is the feast of love. 1023 01:00:35,865 --> 01:00:40,336 Feast of love, It's the feast of love. 1024 01:00:44,907 --> 01:00:49,413 Love mixed in the drinks for the feast of love. 1025 01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:54,124 That's adulteration in the feast of love. 1026 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:58,790 Only the fortunate get invited to the feast of love. 1027 01:00:58,921 --> 01:01:03,461 01:01:39,704 Yes Sir, I agree to your feast of love. 1037 01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:00,289 It's the feast of love... 1038 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:03,727 It's the feast of love... 1039 01:02:03,953 --> 01:02:07,526 It's the feast of love... 1040 01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:11,534 It's love, it's love, the feast of love... 1041 01:02:11,661 --> 01:02:15,370 It's the feast of love... 1042 01:02:15,698 --> 01:02:16,642 It's love! 1043 01:02:24,442 --> 01:02:25,216 01:02:53,508 But Taru bhai promised me a new phone if I agree to come along. 1052 01:02:53,705 --> 01:02:55,878 My phone is too old. That's the only reason I'm here. 1053 01:02:56,741 --> 01:02:58,152 Fareeda and her tall-tales! 1054 01:02:59,377 --> 01:03:01,516 Come on Sania. Uncle, God Hafiz. 1055 01:03:02,514 --> 01:03:03,686 Uncle will go as well. 1056 01:03:04,182 --> 01:03:04,887 Uncle will go as well? 1057 01:03:05,684 --> 01:03:06,890 01:03:21,740 You could have set the tuning with the entire clan. Right? 1066 01:03:23,101 --> 01:03:24,637 He is so funny daddy 1067 01:03:25,203 --> 01:03:25,943 Let's go! 1068 01:03:27,338 --> 01:03:27,907 Let's go! 1069 01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:28,916 So Tariq Haider... 1070 01:03:29,074 --> 01:03:31,111 - ...we would like to... - Taru... people call me Taru, sir. 1071 01:03:31,776 --> 01:03:34,586 01:04:16,259 You should get comfortable in the back seat. 1088 01:04:16,354 --> 01:04:16,957 Why? 1089 01:04:17,422 --> 01:04:19,595 Oh daddy...now that Tariq is insisting... 1090 01:04:19,691 --> 01:04:21,364 I don't mind sitting in front for an hour or so. 1091 01:04:22,827 --> 01:04:24,329 Rickety Impala! 1092 01:04:28,399 --> 01:04:29,742 Uh... Can I drive? 1093 01:04:32,403 --> 01:04:33,177 I'll drive? 1094 01:04:40,979 --> 01:04:41,923 Stop here... 1095 01:04:42,547 --> 01:04:43,457 01:05:23,894 Or is she allergic to 'Pictures' as well? 1112 01:05:24,155 --> 01:05:26,931 We don't watch 'Pictures', we watch 'Movies'. 1113 01:05:27,225 --> 01:05:28,295 That too Hollywood. 1114 01:05:28,626 --> 01:05:32,403 Oh! Hollywood! I only like Bolly... 1115 01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:34,606 Once in awhile I watch Holly, if it has action. 1116 01:05:34,899 --> 01:05:36,537 But every Friday, only Bolly. 1117 01:05:36,701 --> 01:05:39,443 01:06:05,671 What's there in the body... thin today, fat tomorrow. 1125 01:06:06,064 --> 01:06:07,805 Beauty should be in the thinking. 1126 01:06:11,502 --> 01:06:12,446 Beauty in thinking! 1127 01:06:13,438 --> 01:06:14,416 Ok Sania. 1128 01:06:15,573 --> 01:06:21,615 For our tuning-setting, there should be no lies between us. Right? 1129 01:06:22,413 --> 01:06:23,517 Yes! No... 1130 01:06:24,515 --> 01:06:27,519 In that case... my bio-data posted on the matrimonial site says... 1131 01:06:27,785 --> 01:06:29,458 ...I'm a graduate. 1132 01:06:29,954 --> 01:06:31,433 - Yes! - That's a lie. 1133 01:06:32,257 --> 01:06:33,099 Oh! 1134 01:06:33,691 --> 01:06:34,635 Yes! 1135 01:06:35,393 --> 01:06:37,031 Papa-mummy forced me to write that... 1136 01:06:37,295 --> 01:06:40,970 ...saying now a days no girl is willing to marry less than a graduate. 1137 01:06:41,432 --> 01:06:46,905 The truth is, I failed in the 12th and you're an MBA. Right? 1138 01:06:47,972 --> 01:06:49,349 01:07:17,940 Must have been hard for father-in-law uncle... 1147 01:07:18,002 --> 01:07:19,743 ...after your mummy's death. 1148 01:07:21,239 --> 01:07:22,877 He had to be your mummy and your daddy. 1149 01:07:24,242 --> 01:07:28,156 Waking you up, sending you to school, must have done everything... 1150 01:07:29,981 --> 01:07:33,622 You haven't told me your mummy's name. What was her name? 1151 01:07:33,818 --> 01:07:35,820 - Noorjahan Qadir. - Noorjahan Qadir... 1152 01:07:37,455 --> 01:07:38,126 Qadir? 1153 01:07:40,024 --> 01:07:41,970 Her surname was Qadir. 1154 01:07:42,827 --> 01:07:43,362 Ok... 1155 01:07:45,029 --> 01:07:48,374 ...she didn't change to Habibullah after marriage? 1156 01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:52,979 Why? Boys don't change their name after marriage... 1157 01:07:53,271 --> 01:07:54,978 ...so why should girls change their name? 1158 01:07:58,543 --> 01:07:59,283 They shouldn't! 1159 01:08:01,913 --> 01:08:03,085 Habibullah suit's you best. 1160 01:08:04,282 --> 01:08:05,488 01:09:28,967 Give me but a drop, 1170 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:35,983 Every bit of my heart, prays to you- 1171 01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:41,280 You're my prayer, I ask you from you, 1172 01:09:41,612 --> 01:09:45,253 You're my prayer, I believe you are my God, 1173 01:09:45,550 --> 01:09:47,530 You're my prayer... 1174 01:10:04,735 --> 01:10:06,476 You're my prayer... 1175 01:10:24,655 --> 01:10:25,565 Hey Tarn'.! 1176 01:10:51,582 --> 01:10:56,224 01:11:33,301 I fill a sea within and let it rain love. 1184 01:11:36,727 --> 01:11:39,207 You are Thumfl, I'm Dacha... 1185 01:11:39,397 --> 01:11:41,877 We are both exquisite raagas 1186 01:11:41,999 --> 01:11:44,605 Tune your notes with mine... 1187 01:11:44,835 --> 01:11:46,872 ...and let the world sing. 1188 01:11:50,808 --> 01:11:55,223 Black, white, my every shade 1189 01:11:58,950 --> 01:12:02,864 Prays to you... 1190 01:12:03,921 --> 01:12:06,094 01:13:01,079 She's not aunty, she's uncle's wife. 1200 01:13:01,245 --> 01:13:04,385 Uncle's wife, uncle's wife! 1201 01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:10,262 My blazing heart is now used to you, 1202 01:13:10,521 --> 01:13:13,968 ls now duped by you... 1203 01:13:14,759 --> 01:13:18,605 Slowly my desire for you, 1204 01:13:18,729 --> 01:13:21,972 ls beginning to cross my own boundaries. 1205 01:13:23,367 --> 01:13:28,339 The heart is not satisfied with a drop anymore, 1206 01:13:28,906 --> 01:13:33,719 It wants your sea of love. 1207 01:13:34,378 --> 01:13:37,120 My patience, is impatient for you. 1208 01:13:37,214 --> 01:13:40,752 It prays to you- 1209 01:13:42,253 --> 01:13:46,224 You're my prayer, I ask you from you, 1210 01:13:46,324 --> 01:13:50,363 You're my prayer, I believe you are my God, 1211 01:13:58,569 --> 01:14:00,742 You're my prayer... 1212 01:14:10,548 --> 01:14:12,755 Stop stop Taru, stop. 1213 01:14:14,552 --> 01:14:16,327 Tarn? Huh? 1214 01:14:21,425 --> 01:14:23,063 01:15:41,279 All top heros and heroines come to Haidari to eat our kababs... 1231 01:15:42,273 --> 01:15:44,116 ...but my top most heroine is this... 1232 01:15:48,913 --> 01:15:49,983 What are you doing Tariq? 1233 01:15:50,481 --> 01:15:51,425 Call me Taru. 1234 01:15:53,050 --> 01:15:54,996 You said you have come from Tariq to Taru. 1235 01:15:59,990 --> 01:16:02,368 But tell me what you're doing. 1236 01:16:02,927 --> 01:16:04,964 I don't want to marry you for your cash value. 1237 01:16:05,062 --> 01:16:06,632 I want to marry you for your own value. 1238 01:16:08,766 --> 01:16:12,077 The value of your friendship... the value of your beauty... 1239 01:16:12,136 --> 01:16:15,413 ...the value of your smile ...the value of your brains. 1240 01:16:23,013 --> 01:16:24,651 I don't want dowry from your daddy. 1241 01:16:29,019 --> 01:16:32,330 I'm not an item for my papa to sell and your daddy to buy. 1242 01:16:34,425 --> 01:16:38,498 Papa doesn't understand. His heart has attacked him once. 1243 01:16:39,797 --> 01:16:40,901 I'm afraid of fighting him... 1244 01:16:40,965 --> 01:16:42,967 ...what if he passes away without seeing his grand-children? 1245 01:16:43,601 --> 01:16:44,579 He loves me a lot. 1246 01:16:44,635 --> 01:16:46,205 But this disease of bowing before society... 1247 01:16:46,270 --> 01:16:48,079 ...and It's customs doesn't leave him. 1248 01:16:48,706 --> 01:16:49,480 So, it's like this... 1249 01:16:49,707 --> 01:16:51,380 ...he will not accept our marriage without dowry... 1250 01:16:52,176 --> 01:16:53,382 So you tell your daddy... 1251 01:16:53,544 --> 01:16:55,649 ...to give my papa-mummy this forty lakh rupees as dowry. 1252 01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:58,123 Everyone wins! 1253 01:17:04,755 --> 01:17:05,790 What happened? Shocked? 1254 01:17:07,124 --> 01:17:08,432 Yes... Totally... 1255 01:17:08,993 --> 01:17:10,563 I didn't expected this at all... 1256 01:17:21,939 --> 01:17:23,941 You love me a lot right? 1257 01:17:26,277 --> 01:17:28,382 If I tell you something, you won't be angry? 1258 01:17:29,413 --> 01:17:30,153 No 1259 01:17:30,948 --> 01:17:32,518 You'll forgive me at once? 1260 01:17:33,083 --> 01:17:33,788 Yes 1261 01:17:42,026 --> 01:17:44,632 I'm not Sania...I'm Gullu... 1262 01:17:45,563 --> 01:17:46,337 See... 1263 01:17:48,766 --> 01:17:51,838 I had come to trap you in a dowry case and get money out of you 1264 01:17:53,904 --> 01:17:54,575 Tarn... 1265 01:17:57,641 --> 01:17:58,176 Tarn... 1266 01:17:58,909 --> 01:17:59,853 - Taru... - Gullu... 1267 01:17:59,977 --> 01:18:00,887 01:18:34,415 But we're having a good time? Right? 1278 01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:38,760 So, get over the shock and smile. 1279 01:18:43,253 --> 01:18:47,030 But please don't tell papa-mummy about this, it's our private secret. 1280 01:18:59,970 --> 01:19:00,778 Khuda Hafiz 1281 01:19:01,238 --> 01:19:04,082 Khuda Hafiz... Taar...ru. 1282 01:19:24,294 --> 01:19:26,365 We have to take care of law and order as well... 1283 01:19:26,497 --> 01:19:28,067 01:19:56,966 Listen to me... 1293 01:19:57,227 --> 01:19:59,434 If you tell him the truth even once... 1294 01:19:59,897 --> 01:20:02,844 ...he will support you in fulfilling your dreams. 1295 01:20:04,568 --> 01:20:07,071 - Don't be childish, Booji! - How is this being childish? 1296 01:20:07,171 --> 01:20:09,913 Booji...he won't support me, he'll send me tojail. 1297 01:20:10,174 --> 01:20:13,781 Fake currency, fake passport, fake visa... It's very risky. 1298 01:20:14,478 --> 01:20:16,549 Now we're deep into this mess... 1299 01:20:16,914 --> 01:20:19,190 ...there's only one way out... stick to the plan. 1300 01:20:19,416 --> 01:20:20,451 Don't get confused... 1301 01:20:20,651 --> 01:20:23,598 ...we will do what we have come for and get out of here. 1302 01:20:25,289 --> 01:20:27,565 Aunty...come closer to Taru Bhai. 1303 01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:29,393 Yes, closer. That's it. 1304 01:20:29,593 --> 01:20:31,504 Ready? And... 1305 01:20:33,764 --> 01:20:35,004 01:21:08,570 It will be easier for me to say goodbye. 1322 01:21:08,766 --> 01:21:10,177 You can take her home tomorrow. 1323 01:21:10,234 --> 01:21:11,178 But this is not... 1324 01:21:11,835 --> 01:21:14,247 Why not...they can have a comfortable breakfast... 1325 01:21:14,538 --> 01:21:15,949 ...and come home by lunch-time. 1326 01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:18,041 What will you have for lunch dear? 1327 01:21:18,942 --> 01:21:21,650 Lunch? Tomorrow? Anything would do. 1328 01:21:21,745 --> 01:21:22,780 Let's start the wedding. 1329 01:21:22,980 --> 01:21:25,620 You're more eager than us father-in-law uncle. 1330 01:21:25,716 --> 01:21:26,956 - Let's start? - Yes 1331 01:21:28,952 --> 01:21:34,459 Do you accept me, Sania Habibullah, daughter of Shahriyar Habibullah? 1332 01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:38,235 I accept you, accept your stubbornness... 1333 01:21:38,929 --> 01:21:41,603 ...accept the way you call my food yummy... 1334 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:46,577 01:22:09,262 Miss Sania Habibullah, daughter of Shahriyar Habibullah... 1343 01:22:10,828 --> 01:22:13,035 ...do you accept me... Tariq Haider, aka Taru Haider... 1344 01:22:13,263 --> 01:22:14,765 ...son of Farooq Haider... 1345 01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:18,903 ...the way you accept my royal piece? 1346 01:22:22,539 --> 01:22:23,347 Do you accept me? 1347 01:22:24,908 --> 01:22:26,046 - I accept. - Congratulations! 1348 01:22:26,910 --> 01:22:27,650 01:23:14,632 Well...your papa-mummy would get suspicious. 1357 01:23:14,892 --> 01:23:16,530 But daddy said thanks. 1358 01:23:19,196 --> 01:23:20,641 Look, what daddy got for us. 1359 01:23:23,901 --> 01:23:27,041 Get well soon... Who is ill? 1360 01:23:28,238 --> 01:23:30,775 Poor daddy, in all the wedding excitement picked up the wrong one. 1361 01:23:31,375 --> 01:23:32,718 Father-in-law uncle is too much. 1362 01:23:32,910 --> 01:23:34,446 01:24:37,243 (Sneeze) I'm allergic to roses. (Sneeze) 1372 01:24:53,657 --> 01:24:54,761 Hope he is not dead? 1373 01:24:54,992 --> 01:24:56,903 You mixed sleeping pills in the kheer, did you not? 1374 01:24:57,094 --> 01:24:58,437 I obviously wouldn't mix poison... 1375 01:24:59,262 --> 01:25:00,502 ...you said four, so I mixed four. 1376 01:25:00,664 --> 01:25:01,506 Nothing will happen. 1377 01:25:01,598 --> 01:25:04,408 In the movie from which I got this idea, they had put the whole bottle. 1378 01:25:05,569 --> 01:25:06,445 Sania 1379 01:25:09,306 --> 01:25:11,877 Let's leave before he wakes up. 1380 01:25:13,910 --> 01:25:14,888 Come on Gullu 1381 01:25:15,612 --> 01:25:16,249 Gullu! 1382 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:17,254 Yeah! 1383 01:25:44,908 --> 01:25:46,581 Coming my love... 1384 01:25:51,048 --> 01:25:51,924 Tariq Haidar? 1385 01:25:53,950 --> 01:25:54,621 Yes 1386 01:25:54,718 --> 01:25:56,197 498a, you know what that is? 1387 01:25:58,388 --> 01:25:59,093 No. 1388 01:25:59,356 --> 01:26:02,963 01:26:26,656 Really? 1396 01:26:28,085 --> 01:26:29,393 Fridge double door... 1397 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,524 Washing machine front-loading... 1398 01:26:32,222 --> 01:26:33,326 AC split AC... 1399 01:26:33,824 --> 01:26:36,168 Everyday household items are a given. 1400 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:38,466 Yes, jewellery... 1401 01:26:38,762 --> 01:26:42,972 Two gold sets, two silver sets and one diamond set will do... 1402 01:26:43,433 --> 01:26:46,710 And a car... that is compulsory nowadays. 1403 01:26:47,237 --> 01:26:50,047 Skoda will be fine. 1404 01:26:50,707 --> 01:26:52,880 - Sania total? - Forty two lakhs... 1405 01:26:53,210 --> 01:26:54,188 Only forty two lakhs? 1406 01:26:54,544 --> 01:26:56,285 Round figure, make it forty. 1407 01:27:01,918 --> 01:27:04,091 How much is your cut sir? 1408 01:27:04,654 --> 01:27:05,428 It's enough. 1409 01:27:05,722 --> 01:27:07,292 If we double that? 1410 01:27:07,991 --> 01:27:09,402 01:27:32,088 ...leave forty lakhs at the designated spot... 1419 01:27:32,616 --> 01:27:39,158 ...or else I'll arrest all three of you in 498a. 1420 01:27:39,456 --> 01:27:43,199 Okay sir, okay...but where's the guarantee that after the deal... 1421 01:27:43,260 --> 01:27:45,206 ...this DVD won't reach the commissioner. 1422 01:27:46,062 --> 01:27:47,598 What if they want more? 1423 01:27:47,931 --> 01:27:50,775 01:28:36,954 If all three of you go to jail, who will make the biryani and kababs? 1438 01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:40,122 125 years old Haidari Kabab will be ruined in one day. 1439 01:28:40,450 --> 01:28:43,158 Neeraj is right... The honour of our ancestors... 1440 01:28:43,253 --> 01:28:47,167 You didn't think of the honour when you were begging for dowry? 1441 01:28:47,324 --> 01:28:48,394 It was a mistake. 1442 01:28:48,558 --> 01:28:51,471 01:29:57,902 Hail O brave-heart, O black magic woman! 1451 01:29:57,927 --> 01:29:59,270 Tam bhai... Here, here... she's here 1452 01:30:01,197 --> 01:30:03,973 Hail O strong one, O black magic woman! 1453 01:30:04,367 --> 01:30:05,209 Give the bag... 1454 01:30:06,036 --> 01:30:07,447 ...and return the dowry money 1455 01:30:08,905 --> 01:30:11,647 O the black magic woman, 1456 01:30:11,741 --> 01:30:14,415 01:30:45,349 O black magic woman! 1467 01:30:46,376 --> 01:30:49,016 Damn your deceitfulness, 1468 01:30:49,212 --> 01:30:50,816 O black magic woman! 1469 01:30:51,314 --> 01:30:53,920 O the black magic woman, 1470 01:30:54,150 --> 01:30:56,858 How she spun a web around me! 1471 01:31:02,859 --> 01:31:03,701 Who is it? 1472 01:31:04,060 --> 01:31:05,698 It's me Booji...open the door 1473 01:31:08,064 --> 01:31:10,101 - Why didn't you knock in code? - Oh Sorry. 1474 01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:11,378 What do you mean sorry? 1475 01:31:11,968 --> 01:31:13,276 Is this something you can forget? 1476 01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:17,916 Yuck! 1477 01:31:19,409 --> 01:31:21,548 Have gotten used to Taru's flavours... 1478 01:31:22,445 --> 01:31:24,356 ...now everything else will feel tasteless 1479 01:31:35,892 --> 01:31:36,893 Bolly... 1480 01:31:39,796 --> 01:31:42,868 Lucknow wasn't so bad, we had fun 1481 01:31:43,233 --> 01:31:45,304 Yes, but now you forget about bonding with Lucknow. 1482 01:31:45,668 --> 01:31:47,443 For Lucknow you are an enemy. 1483 01:31:47,871 --> 01:31:49,214 Think only of America. 1484 01:31:51,408 --> 01:31:52,682 Yes, America 1485 01:31:55,678 --> 01:31:56,713 Had a lot of fun? 1486 01:31:57,514 --> 01:31:58,322 You cheat! 1487 01:32:11,628 --> 01:32:12,629 Slalequm uncle 1488 01:32:13,530 --> 01:32:14,565 What did you find out? 1489 01:32:14,898 --> 01:32:17,538 Fake names, fake company, fake passport... 1490 01:32:17,834 --> 01:32:19,836 01:32:56,377 But if you keep chopping carrots, how will we find them? 1499 01:32:57,040 --> 01:33:00,078 Think Taru, think about her... We may find a clue... 1500 01:33:01,711 --> 01:33:03,418 Her father had called her Gullu... 1501 01:33:04,047 --> 01:33:04,855 So? 1502 01:33:05,415 --> 01:33:07,861 How can a Sania's pet name be Gullu? 1503 01:33:08,685 --> 01:33:10,358 There has to be some story behind the name Gullu. 1504 01:33:11,154 --> 01:33:16,763 Taru bhai! I found your Gulrez Gullu Qadir... 1505 01:33:17,827 --> 01:33:19,033 Come fast... 1506 01:33:29,939 --> 01:33:30,644 What have you got? 1507 01:33:30,874 --> 01:33:32,478 Just breathe, I'm showing you... 1508 01:33:33,109 --> 01:33:36,716 Look at this... She thinks she's too smart. 1509 01:33:37,180 --> 01:33:39,751 She became Sania but forgot to close Gullu's facebook account. 1510 01:33:40,250 --> 01:33:41,251 Damn... 1511 01:33:43,052 --> 01:33:44,122 01:34:28,205 Suppose I have one rupee as black money. 1522 01:34:28,731 --> 01:34:31,940 How do I exchange it into white? 1523 01:34:32,235 --> 01:34:34,112 How, is our problem. 1524 01:34:34,404 --> 01:34:35,974 All you need to understand is that... 1525 01:34:36,072 --> 01:34:38,348 ...you will give me one rupee in cash, 1526 01:34:38,608 --> 01:34:41,282 ...and in exchange we will deposit eighty paise in your bank... 1527 01:34:41,377 --> 01:34:42,913 01:35:04,003 Ok, then I don't want to do it. God Hafiz. 1536 01:35:05,768 --> 01:35:06,678 How much is it? 1537 01:35:07,937 --> 01:35:08,972 Eighty lakhs cash. 1538 01:35:09,138 --> 01:35:11,675 Hmmm... You called me uncle... 1539 01:35:12,375 --> 01:35:15,015 ...your father is a respected man in the neighbourhood. 1540 01:35:15,612 --> 01:35:17,956 Ok, your work will be done. 1541 01:35:18,114 --> 01:35:19,024 01:36:14,471 I only have thirty bullets, will that be enough? 1556 01:36:14,637 --> 01:36:16,412 - Have you gone mad? - Why, won't be enough? 1557 01:36:16,572 --> 01:36:17,676 You're not taking a gun. 1558 01:36:17,907 --> 01:36:20,786 We will have to take the gun, who knows how big is her gang? 1559 01:36:21,477 --> 01:36:23,286 Yes, but you can't take it on a flight. 1560 01:36:23,946 --> 01:36:24,947 01:37:43,465 She's so delicate, 1571 01:37:43,593 --> 01:37:44,901 But scrores over brawn. 1572 01:37:45,895 --> 01:37:49,468 The hard hitters just look on... 1573 01:37:49,899 --> 01:37:52,539 Hail the fire-cracker, 1574 01:37:52,735 --> 01:37:54,908 O black magic woman. 1575 01:37:55,571 --> 01:37:58,211 Hail the thunder maker, 1576 01:37:58,407 --> 01:38:00,478 O black magic woman! 1577 01:38:01,077 --> 01:38:03,557 Haizel Naidu, Rajshekhar Raju, 1578 01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:06,658 01:38:38,222 Abdul Qadir, Gulrez Qadir 1588 01:38:38,881 --> 01:38:40,622 Gullu, it's our turn...come on... 1589 01:38:41,284 --> 01:38:42,888 What's wrong? Come on... 1590 01:38:43,820 --> 01:38:44,525 Golden! 1591 01:38:44,687 --> 01:38:46,894 - Excuse me... excuse me... - Gold! 1592 01:38:47,390 --> 01:38:49,927 What? You will return Taru's money? 1593 01:38:50,393 --> 01:38:51,565 You will go back to Lucknow? 1594 01:38:51,961 --> 01:38:52,962 01:39:10,483 But I don't want to go to America with Taru's money. 1603 01:39:10,580 --> 01:39:11,718 Just think... 1604 01:39:12,048 --> 01:39:13,891 ...going back to Lucknow is so dangerous. 1605 01:39:14,483 --> 01:39:16,724 Tariq Haider won't offer you biryani and kabab. 1606 01:39:16,919 --> 01:39:19,229 He will take revenge, he will send you to jail. 1607 01:39:19,922 --> 01:39:21,424 Let him send me to jail if he wants to. 1608 01:39:21,557 --> 01:39:22,763 01:39:47,394 You're not scared of anything. 1617 01:39:48,384 --> 01:39:50,455 I've spent my entire life being scared. 1618 01:39:51,687 --> 01:39:54,099 I couldn't cheat because of fear... 1619 01:39:55,191 --> 01:39:57,569 ...now I can't be honest because of fear. 1620 01:39:58,861 --> 01:40:01,899 How did you turn out to be so fearless, just like your mother. 1621 01:40:03,900 --> 01:40:05,880 From my fearless mother's womb. 1622 01:40:07,270 --> 01:40:08,180 01:41:02,897 No, no Madam, if you call her we will lose our jobs. 1640 01:41:03,359 --> 01:41:06,033 Then how will our wives and kids celebrate Christmas. 1641 01:41:06,963 --> 01:41:09,170 You give us the number and address... We will go and surprise her. 1642 01:41:09,398 --> 01:41:10,342 Will you have jalebis? 1643 01:41:11,534 --> 01:41:12,410 Please have some... 1644 01:41:14,236 --> 01:41:15,078 Ma'am, number? 1645 01:41:18,841 --> 01:41:20,047 01:41:35,800 So what Booji. 1654 01:41:36,392 --> 01:41:37,962 It's ok if I didn't go to America, 1655 01:41:38,361 --> 01:41:39,806 I'll study Fashion Designing right here. 1656 01:41:41,364 --> 01:41:43,571 There are no jobs in America anyway. Everyone's coming here. 1657 01:41:44,800 --> 01:41:47,246 Booji, when I become a famous Shoe Designer... 1658 01:41:47,570 --> 01:41:49,072 ...they will call me themselves. 1659 01:41:50,139 --> 01:41:51,345 01:42:11,901 Won't work anymore. Come on, pack. 1668 01:42:23,906 --> 01:42:24,714 Hello... 1669 01:42:26,375 --> 01:42:27,581 Yes Babu uncle. 1670 01:42:28,844 --> 01:42:29,549 Stop stop... 1671 01:42:38,387 --> 01:42:40,298 What do you want? Who are you? 1672 01:42:40,723 --> 01:42:42,930 They had taken a water-filter service appointment... 1673 01:42:43,225 --> 01:42:44,533 ...now they've locked up and left. 1674 01:42:44,827 --> 01:42:46,329 01:43:08,022 We have to write in our report. Or we'll lose our jobs. 1683 01:43:08,084 --> 01:43:09,324 How will our wives and kids celebrate Diwali? 1684 01:43:09,385 --> 01:43:10,955 They left with luggage...out of town! 1685 01:43:11,320 --> 01:43:12,060 Where airport? 1686 01:43:12,354 --> 01:43:15,198 Airport they can't afford. They've gone to the station. 1687 01:43:15,391 --> 01:43:16,096 Let's go 1688 01:43:16,725 --> 01:43:19,228 01:43:42,929 All full. Only AC 1st class is available. 1696 01:43:43,352 --> 01:43:44,831 Eight thousand, one hundred and eighty. 1697 01:43:45,321 --> 01:43:47,528 Hurry up, the train will leave in ten minutes. 1698 01:43:47,723 --> 01:43:50,431 Take it... It's not like we have to save for your dowry. 1699 01:43:51,594 --> 01:43:52,538 We'll go in style. 1700 01:43:53,996 --> 01:43:54,838 First Class 1701 01:44:14,517 --> 01:44:16,258 01:44:50,196 Is this a game? Is it? 1711 01:44:51,253 --> 01:44:53,255 Transfer now, withdraw now... 1712 01:44:53,923 --> 01:44:58,463 I was very clear, once the money is transferred into your account... 1713 01:44:59,061 --> 01:45:01,735 I will take everything in cash. Where's the cash? 1714 01:45:03,632 --> 01:45:05,305 - With my father... - Call him then 1715 01:45:06,368 --> 01:45:09,406 01:45:36,003 - Just there... - Come on. 1725 01:45:39,335 --> 01:45:40,541 Hey babu, get some tea here 1726 01:45:40,803 --> 01:45:42,612 Hello...yes I'm in a meeting... 1727 01:45:43,405 --> 01:45:45,476 ...let me get the money from the party first... 1728 01:45:45,641 --> 01:45:47,086 ...I will get the curtains then... 1729 01:45:47,643 --> 01:45:49,384 Crazy woman, cost me hundred rupees 1730 01:45:49,478 --> 01:45:50,923 The girl is getting away... Catch her 1731 01:45:57,052 --> 01:45:58,497 Hey P.T. Usha...stop... 1732 01:46:00,289 --> 01:46:01,893 She hits bad... 1733 01:46:03,058 --> 01:46:03,661 Sorry 50"'! 1734 01:46:13,636 --> 01:46:14,205 Sania... 1735 01:46:15,471 --> 01:46:16,108 Sania... 1736 01:46:16,639 --> 01:46:17,140 Sania... 1737 01:46:20,476 --> 01:46:22,422 How slow are you guys... 1738 01:46:22,611 --> 01:46:24,648 ...see how fast Gulrez Qadir is running. 1739 01:46:24,947 --> 01:46:25,789 Catch her... 1740 01:46:26,382 --> 01:46:27,827 01:46:49,781 Sania come down... 1750 01:46:50,372 --> 01:46:50,975 Tarn'.! 1751 01:46:51,106 --> 01:46:52,585 You've made a fool of me. 1752 01:46:52,908 --> 01:46:54,046 Get down now... 1753 01:46:54,343 --> 01:46:55,048 Scoundrel... 1754 01:46:56,545 --> 01:46:57,922 You're threatening with a gun... 1755 01:46:57,980 --> 01:46:58,981 You'll hit Babu bhai... 1756 01:47:00,382 --> 01:47:02,191 You'll insult him in front of everyone... 1757 01:47:04,653 --> 01:47:06,064 01:47:44,596 ...return my money... 1768 01:47:45,160 --> 01:47:46,605 Don't come forward you bully... 1769 01:47:46,829 --> 01:47:48,240 Just stop there... Give my money... 1770 01:47:48,330 --> 01:47:50,901 - The police is here Babu bhai! - Who invited these pests? 1771 01:47:51,900 --> 01:47:54,403 Please give my money, please give it. 1772 01:47:54,470 --> 01:47:56,643 Uncle, I gave you the cheque. You will get the entire amount. 1773 01:47:56,772 --> 01:47:58,945 01:48:38,517 You know how many times I've been rejected? 1789 01:48:39,948 --> 01:48:41,689 I couldn't bear the insult anymore... 1790 01:48:42,384 --> 01:48:44,921 ...that's why I decided never to marry. 1791 01:48:45,354 --> 01:48:47,265 I don't want any man in my life. 1792 01:48:48,390 --> 01:48:50,927 I made this plan to fulfill my dreams. 1793 01:48:51,827 --> 01:48:54,364 But you ruined the entire plan. 1794 01:48:55,431 --> 01:48:56,375 01:49:41,982 What do you mean 'see what I caught'? 1811 01:49:42,244 --> 01:49:43,848 He's my father, not a thief. 1812 01:49:44,513 --> 01:49:46,220 Taru, whatever happened, it was my doing... 1813 01:49:46,315 --> 01:49:48,886 I made the whole plan, it's not Booji's fault. 1814 01:49:48,951 --> 01:49:49,827 Please let him go. 1815 01:49:50,018 --> 01:49:51,691 What is this commotion? 1816 01:49:51,854 --> 01:49:53,527 Very shrewd criminals they are, both father and daughter... 1817 01:49:53,822 --> 01:49:55,824 They duped my client of eighty lakhs... 1818 01:49:56,024 --> 01:49:56,866 ...it's in the bag... 1819 01:49:57,326 --> 01:49:58,862 Is this correct uncle? 1820 01:49:59,561 --> 01:50:00,198 Yes 1821 01:50:00,429 --> 01:50:01,601 Come on then, to the police station 1822 01:50:01,763 --> 01:50:02,741 Just wait and watch now Tarn... 1823 01:50:02,898 --> 01:50:04,605 I will get the maximum sentence for her... 1824 01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:06,436 01:50:30,599 You come here... 1833 01:50:31,426 --> 01:50:32,063 What? 1834 01:50:45,874 --> 01:50:48,047 - If you want to say something... - Will you shut up for a minute? 1835 01:50:49,044 --> 01:50:50,022 Can I say something? 1836 01:50:54,149 --> 01:50:55,628 I understood everything else... 1837 01:50:57,319 --> 01:50:59,890 ...but what did you say in the middle of that long speech... 1838 01:51:01,390 --> 01:51:03,165 01:51:32,621 You are that good... 1848 01:51:34,389 --> 01:51:36,960 Why can't all other men be normal like you... 1849 01:51:37,492 --> 01:51:38,869 Then there wouldn't be any problem. 1850 01:51:39,094 --> 01:51:42,405 There would have been a big problem. 1851 01:51:44,032 --> 01:51:45,170 Then you wouldn't have come to Lucknow. 1852 01:51:46,435 --> 01:51:48,312 Sania would have become somebody else's in Hyderabad. 1853 01:51:50,539 --> 01:51:51,313 01:52:44,068 Something wonderful my dear... that's why you got my Gullu. 1863 01:52:45,160 --> 01:52:48,198 Gullu-Taru, perfect couple. 1864 01:52:48,897 --> 01:52:50,205 Now we will have a real wedding. 1865 01:53:01,877 --> 01:53:04,721 Enough of fooling around, shall we begin? 1866 01:53:05,147 --> 01:53:06,023 Gulrez dear... 1867 01:53:06,314 --> 01:53:07,054 Yes... 1868 01:53:11,086 --> 01:53:15,967 Tariq Haider, I mean Taru Haider, son of Farooq Haider. 1869 01:53:16,858 --> 01:53:21,068 Do you accept me, Gulrez Qadir, daughter of Abdul Qadir? 1870 01:53:21,697 --> 01:53:23,438 You accept without a single penny of dowry? 1871 01:53:23,699 --> 01:53:25,076 Not once, a thousand times. 1872 01:53:25,467 --> 01:53:26,605 Say you accept son. 1873 01:53:27,903 --> 01:53:28,574 I accept... 1874 01:53:29,271 --> 01:53:34,414 Do you accept me Tariq Haider, son of Farooq Haider? 1875 01:53:36,545 --> 01:53:37,455 I accept you. 1876 01:53:38,747 --> 01:53:43,127 01:54:08,884 - Have you lost your mind? - Yes, I have... 1886 01:54:09,211 --> 01:54:10,588 I wish I had lost it sooner. 1887 01:54:33,602 --> 01:54:38,108 Advertised love, is for strangers. 1888 01:54:38,774 --> 01:54:43,120 Tested love, is for brave-hearts. 1889 01:54:54,923 --> 01:54:59,633 Come let's wave the flag of our crazy love. 1890 01:54:59,995 --> 01:55:04,410 Bright and bold and beautiful. 1891 01:55:04,800 --> 01:55:07,076 01:56:08,605 With fun, with fervour, 1901 01:56:08,663 --> 01:56:10,904 Come let's light the fireworks of love. 1902 01:56:11,199 --> 01:56:15,773 Bright and bold and beautiful. 1903 01:56:16,104 --> 01:56:18,414 Let's colour love in our colours. 1904 01:56:18,506 --> 01:56:19,985 Bright and bold and beautiful. 1905 01:56:53,441 --> 01:56:56,115 Everyone eyes your figure, 1906 01:56:56,378 --> 01:56:58,654 01:57:34,457 Let's colour love in our colours. 1915 01:57:34,516 --> 01:57:36,496 Bright and bold and beautiful.